How to troll a (tech focused) forum

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1) Register new account
2) Speak retardedly (though you may wish to make it sound like you're a genuine noob)
3) Post one of the following topics:

• iPhone or Android?
• PC or Mac?
• PS3/Xbox360 or PSVita/3DS
• MyBB vs SMF [okay, this one's for forums about forums]
• Firefox vs Chrome
• tits or ass
  

4) Log out
5) ???
6) PROFIT!!!


Something to try on the MyBB Community forums - maybe not the 4th one above though, keep that to admin forums.