Plugin Hooks for a PHP application

[blueparukia]

Hmmm. I have thought about doing this SQL based....with a table structure like:

Function Name|File Name|Hook_Name

Even so - executing it would still cause me no end of problems.

This is the only piece of code I have ever had absolutely no idea what the f**k I am doing. I am not used to it, and I can not stand it, and my friggin pride will not let me pay for a coder. I am seriously about to rip something out of the computer and hurl it at something.