It's pretty useless (so I won't make a plugin), but I just couldn't help laughing once I did this.
What's "borkification"?  Look at this Firefox add-on: 
http://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/507
It's the same thing, however, users won't need the add-on to see it (ie, all users should see it).  It's a Javascript thing, so is perfectly safe 

 (well, except the fact that it makes things hard to read...)
Okay, here's what to do:
1) Grab the Bork.js file from below (or if you want, you can extract it from the Bork Bork Bork! plugin)
 Bork.js
  Bork.js (Size: 9.58 KB / Downloads: 1083)
2) In your 
header template, add at the bottom:
3) In your footer template, add at the bottom:
Have fun 